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Send your ARSENAL JOKES
Following Al Fayed's decision to place a statue of Michael Jackson at Craven Cottage, Arsenal have announced they will unveil a statue of Bullseye legend, Jim Bowen, featuring his immortal line, "Let's have a look at what you could have won".
End of Season Dinner Dance
Egg on Face
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Cabernet Empty 2005/06/07/08/09/10/11
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
don't think it's appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy.
I know it's hard to feel sorry or sympathies cos they're foreigners, but we have to remember they lost everything
in almost an instant.
They've been left with nothing.........
Still there's always next season for Arsenal.
Why did wenger cross the road??? Cause there was a school play ground on the other side
Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and ...said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five."